Beyonce Wants To Smell ....

Beyonce looked a little robot-eyed launching Emporio Armani Diamonds fragrance at Macy's in NYC yesterday afternoon. I imagine it gets tiring doing endless promotional appearances, so I can't blame Beyonce for looking a little like she's ready to check out of this one early. As for B's very favorite smell, "it would be my mom's food. When I walk into her house in Houston, it's the most comforting smell. It makes me feel like a kid again. I can't cook. My mom makes really good gumbo — we're Creole. And she makes really good soul food. Yams, they smell so good." So should we expect Eau De Tina Knowles Gumbo next?

Halle Berry Tries to Shed Tear... !

Halle Berry headed to Bristol Farms in Brentwood yesterday to stock up on a few healthy items. She's been laying low for awhile, probably just cozying up and watching TV on the couch with her hot man Gabriel Aubry. Apparently Halle is a sucker for Extreme Home Makeover and host Ty Pennington. She said,

"I think it's a great thing for somebody to do for other people. I sit there and I cry as he changes the lives of all these people."

It's always fun to hear that some of Hollywood's biggest stars love reality television just as much as we do! Thrilling isn't it?!?

Who Want To Represent Britney?

Britney visited her lawyer with Alli on Tuesday, but now that her divorce has been finalized, apparently her attorney wants to quit working for her. We're willing to bet she's not the easiest client to work with, but it sure is nice to have a high profile client, so we want to know - would you want to represent Britney?

John Brings His Hotness To Buy Giant Wine Bottle

Can John Mayer get a price check in Aisle 2? John was looking good, but not quite as dreamy as the other day, doing a little wine shopping in NYC last night. I don't want to jump to any conclusions (yes I do), but maybe he was planning a little romantic dinner for his rumored new girl, Cameron. even if there's no truth to that pairing, I'm definitely on a John Mayer high right now, how about you?

Kirsten Dunst

Maggie Q - Maxim Photoshoot

Anna Farris Is Still A Sexy Bunny!

Once again, here’s Anna Farris on the set of the untitled Anna Farris Playboy Bunny movie. There’s really nothing else I can say about this girl, other than that I want to do her badly. Especially while she’s wearing that outfit. And this outfit. And this outfit. OK, I think you get the point. I apologize for the immature 15-year-old in me, but c’mon… what else would you want to do with her dressed like this? Play Parcheesi?

Alexis Bledel has blue eyes

Kim Kardashian is denying rumors

Kim Kardashian is denying rumors she got butt implants and blames her curves on being Armenian, though she also mentions that she isn't against plastic surgery. She tells King magazine:

"Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant. I'm Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That's how I was born. I can't help it. I'm not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I'm proud of my body... [although] I'm not against [plastic surgery]."

And here's some photos Kim did for Complex magazine. Although they don't quite capture just how massive her ass really is. I guess they couldn't afford a big enough lens. It actually looks like they airbrushed her ass down one or eighteen sizes. I guess printing it actual size would use up all the trees of the world. And yeah, maybe that doesn't make any sense, but maybe you don't make any sense. Ever thought about that?

Jessica Simpson - Gilles Bensimon Photoshoot

Britney Spears Caught on Film as She Scrapes Parked Car

Paparazzi swarmed the 25-year-old singer August 6, as she scraped a silver Mercedez-Benz while attempting to park her black convertible in Studio City, California.

After assessing the damage to her own car, Spears left to shop - leaving no note for the other driver. That driver, it turns out, is Kim Robard-Rifkin, a 59-year-old registered nurse who filed a police report on August 9.

Speaking two days earlier to the entertainment web site CelebTV.com, Robard-Rifkin said nobody from Britney Spears' camp had contacted her about the damaged car.

"It's sad, because I was really hoping she'd step up and be a mensch, be a human being," she said. "It was simply like my car didn't matter to her, my inconvenience didn't matter to her."

A video on the web site shows Spears, puppy in her lap, unsuccessfully attempting to park her car.

Robard-Rifkin says "I'm not asking for money. I'm not asking for a new car. I simply want my car fixed, the same as I would fix somebody's car if I had done that."