Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Jennifer Lopez is having twins

ennifer Lopez’s constantly rumored pregnancy is being confirmed. Ok! Magazine is reporting that J-Lo has not one, but two, buns in the oven:
"Jennifer is having twins, and she's over the moon about it," a source close to the singer reveals exclusively to OK!. "She is absolutely glowing with happiness. She's spending time relaxing with Marc and enjoying being pregnant, which is something she has always wanted."
So, how about those Webkinz? Kids are going nuts for those things. They’re like Beanie Babies but with a better chance of a pedophile finding your child attached. Oh, whoops, sorry about that. I was talking about Jennifer Lopez then changed the subject to something that’s actually culturally









Roxanne Pallett - Alan Strutt Photoshoot - Sep 2007






Olivia Wilde - LA Lakers 2nd Annual Celebrity Poker Challenge





Victoria Beckham - Photoshoot At The Louvre Pyramides In Paris - Oct 2007

Victoria Beckham posed outside the Louvre in Paris wearing what appear to be shoulder pads and a hoochie outfit complete with hard nips. And when I say shoulder pads, I don't mean like the shoulder inserts from the 80's, I mean like the ones they use in the NFL. My penis and I are confused. Is she making a statement that says she’s into hard lovin’ but is responsible and wears proper safety gear? Or did I miss some sort of weird, slutty European football game? I don’t know whether to be turned on or throw a tailgate party. I got it! I’ll make some nachos and hire a stripper. Wow, I’m like MacGyver!


















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Annelyse Schoenberger - Levis Ads