“I was running with a gun over my head and fell over and broke my nose, it really hurt!”This just sounds like an excuse to get a nose job with no questions asked. Although I don't doubt she actually broke it. This is Jessica Simpson we're talking about. I wouldn't doubt if she starved to death because she wouldn't stop petting a mailbox she thought was a dog.
Beyonce looked a little robot-eyed launching Emporio Armani Diamonds fragrance at Macy's in NYC yesterday afternoon. I imagine it gets tiring doing endless promotional appearances, so I can't blame Beyonce for looking a little like she's ready to check out of this one early. As for B's very favorite smell, "it would be my mom's food. When I walk into her house in Houston, it's the most comforting smell. It makes me feel like a kid again. I can't cook. My mom makes really good gumbo — we're Creole. And she makes really good soul food. Yams, they smell so good." So should we expect Eau De Tina Knowles Gumbo next?
Halle Berry headed to Bristol Farms in Brentwood yesterday to stock up on a few healthy items. She's been laying low for awhile, probably just cozying up and watching TV on the couch with her hot man Gabriel Aubry. Apparently Halle is a sucker for Extreme Home Makeover and host Ty Pennington. She said,"I think it's a great thing for somebody to do for other people. I sit there and I cry as he changes the lives of all these people."It's always fun to hear that some of Hollywood's biggest stars love reality television just as much as we do! Thrilling isn't it?!?
Britney visited her lawyer with Alli on Tuesday, but now that her divorce has been finalized, apparently her attorney wants to quit working for her. We're willing to bet she's not the easiest client to work with, but it sure is nice to have a high profile client, so we want to know - would you want to represent Britney?
Kim Kardashian is denying rumors she got butt implants and blames her curves on being Armenian, though she also mentions that she isn't against plastic surgery. She tells King magazine:
"Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant. I'm Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That's how I was born. I can't help it. I'm not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I'm proud of my body... [although] I'm not against [plastic surgery]."
And here's some photos Kim did for Complex magazine. Although they don't quite capture just how massive her ass really is. I guess they couldn't afford a big enough lens. It actually looks like they airbrushed her ass down one or eighteen sizes. I guess printing it actual size would use up all the trees of the world. And yeah, maybe that doesn't make any sense, but maybe you don't make any sense. Ever thought about that?
