Saturday, August 25, 2007

Paris Hilton shops for baby gifts

While Nicole Richie was busy serving a minute in jail, Paris Hilton went baby-gift shopping for Nicole. People Magazine couldn’t resist a good shopping story and has the details:
Hilton was an equal-opportunity shopper, choosing gifts in both pink and blue. Among the items she bought was a Tuni & G Baby set (pants and T-shirt) with the text "Don't Ya Wish Your Mommy Was Hot Like Mine" with the pants bottom saying "Don't Ya." She also bought Baby’s First Fashion Words book, a Baby Jar Baby Snuggler Blanket and Trumpette socks. ‘She can't wait to hang out with the baby,’ says the source about Hilton. ‘She's happy Nicole is healthy and thinks she looks great.’
If Paris really wanted to buy Nicole’s baby the perfect gift, I have an excellent suggestion: Buy the kid some new parents. Two normal, healthy, salt-of-the-earth folk who can teach the child to act like we’ve finally evolved beyond apes that don’t require a mountain of cocaine for breakfast. Otherwise we’re going to end up with another Macualey Culkin. Except this time around he’ll cover Good Charlotte songs and then I’ll have to shotgun my own face off.







Jenny McCarthy at Hawaii

Wonder what Jenny McCarthy's been up to? Of course not. But here she is anyway, vacationing in Hawaii with her boyfriend Jim Carrey. She looks pretty good for a 34-year-old, but that isn't saying much since she's, well, only 34. Plus she was Playboy's 1994 Playmate of the Year. If you told me this was Rosie O'Donnell then yeah, wow, amazing. But this is like showing me a picture of myself and saying, "Dreamy." I know. Duh.




Kirsten Dunst gets robbed

Two burglars reportedly sneaked into Kirsten Dunst's suite at the Soho Grand Hotel after she left to go film a scene for her new movie and stole her $13,000 handbag, wallets, cash, cameras, and an iPod. And how did these master thieves manage to pull off the crime of the century? They walked in through an open door. The Post reports:


Beinerman took a guest elevator to the floor below Dunst's suite and then took a freight elevator up to the penthouse level.
There, Beinerman allegedly walked through an open door into the penthouse and stole items belonging to Dunst and her companions, including $2,500, a Marc Jacobs purse, wallets containing IDs and credit cards, several bags - including one by Balenciaga - two digital cameras, a cellphone and an iPod, records state.


It takes balls to rob Kirsten Dunst. Big tough manly balls. Most people would be afraid that she lives under a bridge and eats first born children. But not these two. And what if they timed it wrong and she was still in the room? This would've been an entirely different story, about two men who jumped to their deaths after gouging out their own eyes and screaming that they'd lost the use of their genitals.





NOTE: If you're wondering why Simon Pegg is with Kirsten Dunst, no it's not some sort of troll outreach program for English people. They're filming How to Lose Friends and Alienate People together.

Nicole Richie kind of goes to jail

Nicole Richie was to begin her four day sentence Thursday for a December 2006 DUI, but only spent a whopping 82 minutes in jail before being released. Reuters reports:

A spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said federal sentencing guidelines dealing with jail overcrowding allowed local officials to reduce the time for Richie and other inmates with similar charges. Richie, 25, was treated ‘in the same manner as other inmates with a similar sentence,’ Deputy Sheriff Maribel Rizo said, reading from a statement. Richie, the daughter of singer Lionel Richie and a co-star with Paris Hilton on reality TV series "The Simple Life," surrendered to local authorities in the afternoon and was booked, processed and released about one hour and 20 minutes later, Rizo said. The deputy did not know whether Richie had actually spent any time in a jail cell.

I'm practically dizzy with the shining examples of celebrity justice these past couple of days. We are truly to the point where Britney Spears could eat both her children on national television while driving a stolen police cruiser and all she’d receive is a “time-out” from her mom. She’d still probaby get a goddamn juice box. I hope it’s one of those asinine, foil Capri-Suns. You know the kind where you can never get the straw in. That’ll teach her.






Milk Explosion by Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere will be featured in an upcoming “Got Milk?” ad. People Magazine provided these details:

‘You don't have to be a hero to feel invincible. That's why I drink milk,’ she says in the ads, part of a campaign to get teens to drink three glasses of low-fat or fat-free milk a day. The ads, debuting Sept. 10, were shot in May by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz and show Panettiere in a sleek red dress holding an exploding glass of milk.

This picture represents everything that is good and pure in the world. I feel like a small child waking up and scampering down the stairs to see his presents for the first time on a snowy, Christmas morning. Except, now, the tree is in my pants.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Michelle Ryan - Bionic Woman Mondo Photoshoot






Again jeans!

Jeans-religious clothing. It seems that jeans were always. It is impossible to imagine how people are going without them before.

Certainly in the wardrobe each of you has a pair of jeans, or even two, three, four ... Not surprisingly, because jeans are by far the most popular clothing in the world. It would seem that all of the jeans said.

But often face lack of basic denim, we do not know how to jeans, as they erase what we are jeans.

Determine the size.

Typically the jeans is determined by two parameters - waist girth and length. Waist (waist) - W, Length (length) - L. To determine whether the size of your jeans normal size, to take his size 16. For example, if you have a size 44, look for jeans 28 th size.

However, in order to make sure that you vporu jeans, of course, need to measure. About length-it varies from 28 to 36 size. The amount corresponds to the growth of 157-160 L28, L36-190.

Wipe correctly.

Jeans have become for us everyday clothes and often caring for them (though how can we call it advances?) We did not observe basic rules. Just throwing them in the washing machine and include intensive treatment laundry at 60 or even at 90 degrees, and then wonder that the jeans have lost their appearance.

So, a few rules of washing jeans.

no clean jeans in the water above 40-50 ° C;
no clean jeans bleaching powder;
before washing machine and remove the jeans zastegnite lightning;
new jeans at the time of the first washings can paint water is fine and not indicative of poor quality;
no jeans land in the sun;
do not be afraid ironed jeans after washing, it becomes softer and they will look newer.

How to find jeans for a piece?

Again, that the judge, you will come a model is possible only after primerki. Even one producer not find two identical pairs of jeans. Although few, but they are different. With talk of different firms and even more so different pokroyah. Nevertheless, the following recommendations can give you a picture of what you are and what not.

Bootcut-fit jeans cut so tightly wheat hip, trouser-leg extended to the ankle. Line waist slightly understated, long trousers. Modeled for socks with boots. Suitable for most types of players.

Easy-fit the classic cuts, adipose thighs, legs slightly zauzheny to sweep. Waist Line can be a bit understated. Suitable for all, especially to women, confident merit their thighs.

Slim-fit tight on the thighs and length line waist slightly overstated. Ideal for miniature, hudenkih, malchisheskih pieces.

Not only trousers ...

Today jeans is the whole industry. Denim we associate not only with a stuffed cloth trousers, but with skirts, jackets, vests, bags and even ... boots.

Even furniture primerila a trendy clothing. Designers offer fresh solutions, color indigo jeans take their fellow company most nemyslennyh color. Over jeans experiment, idolized jeans, jeans are in any situation.

A few words of advice to those who have an old pair of jeans boring. Do not hurry her kick, so let's do it exclusive thing.

To transform the old jeans, enough to turn them into navel, expand to their liking, using cotton lace, fringes of beads, sewing different color and width, buttons, add the original zone.

And before you a new, very fashionable thing. Even hospitals place no obstacle. They can leave or close the application of blestok.

Another original idea-to the edge of jeans fringes and punch blochki different sizes. Produced fashionable butichnye shtanishki.

Otpechatayte feel picture at a copy center in the trendy clothing. You can then goes from the original bag.

Sporting jeans jacket beast when expand its sleeves and strazami miniguns applications.

Jeanswear zone-otporite a jeans belt arrange rear middle with elastic tapes and stachayte lower sections, Itombwe their keys with feathers. Additional benefits will belt out Strazov, prodety in shlevki.

Decorative napulsnik of any competition classic bracelet. Earrings and endless strings of beads, glue glued textile flowers. Napulsnik mounted buttons.

How about starting a new life..?

On the eve of eclipse start a new life..

Proper nutrition, physical activity is good, rest - that is what we all need to be slender and, most importantly, healthy. About nutrition and fitness information to light. Just start a new life. It is never too late. But the important point, when we make the first step towards health. The place is not, or the first Monday of the month, and after heavy zastoly holiday, and on the eve of eclipse.

As you know, several times a year there are solar and lunar eclipses. And always two or three in succession, some cycle - with an interval of two weeks : lunar and solar, or two lunar and solar, or two solar and lunar.

Period eclipse, which is the date the first and last eclipse of plus or minus Week is a special time in life. Everything that happens in these days, is fateful, fatal, and face the consequences of a long period of six months to 19 years.

So it is in eclipse good start matters that are important to you, that you believe and not doubt their significance.

So, what can be done to eclipse towards consistency and health.

In lunar eclipse well abandon bad habits.

If you quit, such as smoking in the lunar eclipse, the drive for a bad habit will be minimal, the body will quickly adapt to a new way of life.

You can move to stop or absorb harmful products. You can try to stop attacks bulimia. All this on the eve of eclipse made easier, and it will be a long, as

at least six months. During this time the body recover, and you will not want to return to the old ways.

To this day eclipse to be a real step, even though it will be merely symbolic. It is important that you are firmly decided and done something to it.

We must say to all that you threw smoke and really throw cigarette pack or not to move and to give dogs food residues. Or, rather than flee to visit the toilet, keep food in their stomachs and pledge ourselves and others that from now on the food you will benefit, you will learn not pereedaya and discarding.

In eclipse well lay useful habit.

Start in solar eclipse do charge, log on fitness or yoga, and the difference you buy a simulator it. Begin, in the end, to eat! This is a time when we finally quit perekusy dry and fast Foudah. Take a day eclipse the work of vegetables and meat, and home to prepare yourself and loved ones healthy and tasty dinner.

This does not mean that, as if by magic, you are going to be every day. There has to the effort. But the case started in eclipse, hard to track the fate, you are not seen as vtyanites in healthy days have become accustomed to a new, healthy lifestyle.

It is the eve of eclipse sit on a strict diet. Especially if you are not sure that withstanding the diet, not sorvetes. Such actions you can lay the cycle-diet-stall-set weight-diet-stall, etc.

It is in eclipse its promise organism treated with love, not abuse them and not abuse his hunger, bringing to exhaustion.

This is important : at the time of eclipse recall its decision to think formulate what you want to do, and try to do at least symbolically, clarity of purpose, its slender and health.

If you are willing to change themselves for the better, keep in mind that the early lunar eclipse will occur on August 28, a solar-11 September. The next eclipse is expected in February 2008. So do not lose six months, Move!

Difference between normal and advanced hairstyle...

Do you know what is the difference between normal human hairstyle of "advanced"? Conformity with hair fashion trends, which exist in the world today.

So if you think that haircuts done at the hairdresser drunk drunk customer during discos, and since they both do not come in to, you are deeply misguided.

In all this hair to purchase things, and prostrizheno prokrasheno "in the trend", the source of which is podiumnye shows, seminars and other world brands lot for designers events. For them, a "plate" hairstyles-piece hlebushka. But we also want to understand and feel sophisticated.

I do not know about you, and I love to read reviews fashionable style : "For the medium-length hair relevant classical proportions and form : heavy and thick occasion, retribution and sessun 70-x, modernized light lines and light texture." Absolutely nothing, but somehow soothes nerves and plunges in élégiaque mood. All fine, nothing new under the moon, the classics you see the relevance, and its texture options give optimism. Forgotten and went to work.

Another thing women glamura, velnessa and art. They are the first able not only to detect trends of the coming season, but clearly demonstrate to ourselves. Is it in the books so popular photos from the series who as vypendrilsya "that they give us their view of :
that is fashionable;
that really well;
- that I would like to repeat ourselves beloved.

Casually browsing collections of leading brands in hair, I took the liberty of a three ways in which each of us can look stylishly, and glaciers unusually important.

Method one : all must be easy "irregularity"

It is a clear understanding of classical designs. If you, for example, a "bean" or "punishment", the head of the need to add an individual focus. Asymmetries, vybivayuschayasya tuft length, filirovka tips, and the possibility of creating a presentation in the style of "no rascheske" choose what you like more.

Accustomed to stage medium-length hair a la "Aurora" All the same, with the usual proportions shift towards greater freedom. A slight asymmetry focuses on the fringe intended probor all that stresses individuality. Wonderful effect is achieved with chopping blade hair - are voluminous, "naughty", but their defiant under control right "base" shearing. So, it seems that hairdos seems to be no, but it is just the same. And no troubles.

Hit style "cervical" - style hairdos Beatles. They, above all, important - hair texture obramlyayut head a la "Vanya- Inaccessible." For male hairstyles is true in any form, but for women would do well curly hair.

In the evening hairdos-Wuerttemberg altogether. Not only fashionable that met most certainly correct, in the style of "reception at the Russian embassy in the long period". Want out-do hairstyle with a high roller, and wear under her top, skirt and legginsy style of early Madonna. In contrast, accessing the magnificent comfort dress, but not dissolved stacked with long hair or hair, podkolotymi casually, as if going to shower.

The combination not sochetaemogo is what might be called the trend. This, incidentally, applies to shades of colour. Bold and the Beautiful Game can try a combination of cold and warm tones : here plums, beige here, here Blond, etc. It is widely used even in a "boring" haircuts like bean. And the average length of copyright haircuts might look really cool.

The way it "creative dyeing in our district hairdressers, we can see every day on city streets have a yellow-white slivers of black hair. It is ironic and bezvkusno - is not correct.

Method Two : inspired era

This season, a boom in the aesthetics and 60-x 80-x.

From 60th we inherited remain clear line of graphic hairstyles put that on the volume in the zone and elegant silhouette "vychesannyh, hair to hair, haircuts. Light samoironiya -- and he, the famous pop style with his designer are serviced "arrows" eyes, minimal decorations type large plastic earrings and beads, with a shoe at the pins ...

As interpreted kuafery? Take models with straight hair and make them geometric shearing with long fringe, which is usually long and up to eye level. And then add asymmetry, and some of its variants make spare girls. Still, futuristic elements with aggressive asymmetrical details come zhenofoby. But our immediate pop-designer on the crest of a wave!

If the same, I worry about, no, but they returned. And so a fashionable hairdos to the extension, in that on zatylochno- zone. Returns "turned triangle" with the necessary "chemistry". Accented long asymmetrical occasion with a short haircuts again zastilayut us white light. And many are like, so that they again finest hour. Only now is the one to a qualitatively new level.

So, if you are hairstyle in the style of pop groups and movie 80 years, boldly do it! The point is that hair is certainly not the same as the old ... You can make permanent the volume and shape, and hair is not to kill.

Method three : otvyazannost

The manifestation of it, of course, may have a different, but charisma ill tresha not only attractive in itself, but he was also incredibly Modane. How do you, for example, comments by Dmitry Vinokourov stylist : "Aesthetics raznoteksturnyh strips, thick podvorotov hair, tight slubs, large and small, easy to fit in the trend of" primitive "luxury, which is apparent in the world of high fashion podium. Rough architecture nachesannyh psychedelic hair color looks of course, arrogant, unless it is complemented by decor of furs, leather, feathers pavlinih, decorations from the bone. "

Added to this shorts, tights in the grid and the BOA from the Mexican tushkana-and you fascinating to Queen R `n` B from Zaprudya. The dream, and more! "Columbia Pictures is not ..."

If not ripe for a grab-English samoironiyu. Vivid color accessories to a touching "babushkinomu" retro dress and hairstyle, a combination of "business suit trousers plus plus dishevelled offers haircuts, designer hats and decorations for every hair, and hair-piece overhead Spit-all, nothing to fear. At best, it is a very stylishly, in the event of failure ... pots mystery to others.

Piscu season-style baby-doll. Very dresses in the style of night shirts with promiscuity and perms for its high-heeled shoes. Not all recommend this to be not becoming a victim of fashion, but also courage, I know, the city is taking.

She also help us take one day and put this way, which we have always dreamed of, but hesitated to admit this. Or maybe he will be so happy that "minute-and poetry freely melt, the problem will fade into the shadows, but in front horizon life, full of positive developments and feelings? Or maybe? It should at least try! All the more so fashionable today ...

Star Wars. One with dresses

No matter who first put on the dress, it is important to get those better. This is amply demonstrated by celebrity-permanent members of the fashion wars "on the pages of glossy magazines. "Cleo" invites your attention to the latest news from the battle.

Coluber Blonde Ashley Simpson and Misha Barton, dressed in tiny dresses free of the color green apple Juicy Couture, are quite tasty. Extra points can be assessed for the ability to be "stream" : sandals both at the fashionable flat underside. And meals accessories : huge bag from Louis Vuitton to Ashley and straw cap from the current Mhishi.

Mike Barton and Ashley Simpson


This orange dress with contrasting blue straps Tara Reid looks fresh and charm. Bright eyes, long hair and gold decorated stones bosonozhki ... All of this casts doubt on the taste of Amanda Bird, which was inadvertently put on the same dress. Not better tailored colors, hair cleaner in the tail - they just can not shine, as Tara. Even if the use of gunmen.

Tara Reid and Amanda Bird


Brittany Snow and Nicole Ritchie (withdrawn on June 6, 2007, in this photo has not visibly pregnant) are well aware that without Strapless dress from Catherine Malandrino has stressed its consistent miniature figures. But the type of Britney, dressed in yellow kanareechno- version of the dress, and adding enhancements to the heart becomes warm. And Nicole is cold, "Monochrome" - it white dress and black shoes. It is more rounded shape gives Britney undeniable advantage over Nicole, whose avowed piece then : "I want a good meal, and can take three."

Brittany Snow and Nicole Ritchie


Comfort flap together is not the best choice if you slightly recovered. Yet Dzhemi- Lynn Sigler wearing purple dress from Dolce & Gabbana. There is another, particularly unfortunate for it coincidence : the same dress (black version) once put Jessica Alba. There, according to various ratings, one of the best players in show business. Had Jessica not put these strange pale tights, it could be said that she had found the ideal dress.

Dzhemi- Lynn Sigler and Jessica Alba


Cameron Diaz in the white dress from Valentino, with bright red lips, is simply staggering. Color her dark hair ideally combined with a silver belt and black tape on it, and the broad smile and glistening blue eyes radiate energy. And contrary : together at the same Olivia Palermo looks very average and sits as if inconvenient. As further evidence that is important not only for its own well, but the way it is.

Cameron Diaz and Olivia Palermo


Clearly demonstrating why it is one of the most famous top model in the world, Claudia Schiffer is the shining star in the red evening dress from Valentino. And Sela Ward can only say that it envy flat stomach. And that is all. Compared with Claudia in her golden skin, light hair and fantastic glamour, it is clear that Sela slightly in the "mass".

Claudia Schiffer and Sela Ward


Padma Lakshmi, in her endless legs, there seems to be light at istochaet silver dress from Naeem Khan. It has been very wisely : with a bright, demanding attention dress is not difficult to do hair, bright make-up or pick stylish accessories. Kelly Preston, with the growth of 165 centimeters and with old-fashioned hairstyle, failed to reach the same effect in this dress.

Padma Lakshmi and Kelly Preston


In dress in the field of Roberto Cavalli 49-year-old Sharon Stone could easily withstand Kelly Rowland, demonstrating their slim, as many women who are 10 years of age, can only dream.

Sharon Stone and Kelly Rovland


Beauty model Lily Cole and actress Ann Heteuey event, but none of them should not be put on a black and gold dress by Valentino. Lily looks as if little girl dressing in Shenyang dress. A leg Ann visually cut ribbon at the ankles.

Lily Cole and Ann Hettevey

Jenny McCarthy, with her fashionable hairstyle and a deadly kicking, it is a shame boyfriend Jim Kerry : he looks more potrepanno. DVD dress demonstrates the virtues of her pieces, as is Jenny, apparently satisfied smile, knows. Same dress looks blednovato amidst colour Viviki A. Fox. Its too bright make-up and hairdressing mediocrity finally convince us that they lost this battle "fashionable".

Jenny McCarthy and Vivika A. Fox


And blonde Jessica Simpson, and Sofia Vergara Brunette black dress from Valentino looks equally well. Simple accessories, cleverly placed hair, and both resulted from the different women doing.

Jessica Simpson and Sofia Vergara


Very, very pale Rosa Makgouen clearly depicted agriculture, nakrasiv lips of the red lipstick and wearing a very short of the short black dress. A not so bold Jerry Holeywell clothes to dress black tights. What boasted its smooth tan.

Rosa MakGoven and Jerry Holeywell